Monday, August 3, 2009


Your friends and/you act a little too weird?

My friend, Kayleigh, and me always get yelled at for randomly singing show tunes and really loud screaming songs during Reading and Geography. And us including our other friend, Brittany, broke a wall and ceiling in Gym. And we call each other cells when we are in class. And put book covers on our feet and 'skate' across our Science room, Gym, hallways, cafeteria and Burger King. Cross highways with no shoes. Or name fish at Wal*Mart and paint our faces with eyeliner. Roll down hills while taking pictures. Hug trees on Arbor Day. And play 80's dress up. Our parents, mostly my mom, think we shouldn't be friends. What do you think?


no offense or anything, but thats just a bit TOO quirky.

but whatever floats your boat.

that stuff might actually be fun.

just enjoy being a kid before you get slammed with hw in high school....%26gt;_%26lt; oy vey.
Reply:lol, sounds like your havin some fun! Theres nothing wrong with it as long as you arent taking it too far. But considering you are in high school now maybe its time to stop acting so childish. I'm 13 and i like having fun too. Me and my friends tend to do some pretty weird stuff also, but thats a long story.... Anyway just enjoy yourself and life no matter what other people think! Sometimes its fun to act silly and be weird, but maybe school isnt the best place to do that since you are there to get an education ya know.
Reply:i didnt kno 8th. grade can be in highschool
Reply:if you are in 8th grade your not in high school. but me and my friends do stuff like that all the time. it just shows that you guys are close and don't mind showing your friends who you really are
Reply:well, YOU and YOUR FRIENDS act a little too weird. and are slightly destructive.
Reply:Well it depends on how old you are. It sounds to me like you are just having fun and enjoying being a kid. When you reach a certian age, there is a time to start acting a little more grown up. But I think if your young you should act young. I just hope your not in high school and still acting this way. I dont think you are weird, that is if your a kid.
Reply:I did the same kind of stuff in high school. I had a lot of fun. Keep having fun, just keep your grades up. The only thing that's wierd is not being yourself.
Reply:It sounds like you and your friends are very young and are desparate for attention. Your immature behaviour is disruptive and boring. I'll bet a lot of your classmates just roll their eyes when you are acting up. You should grow up a bit!
Reply:all of those things are things me and my best friend breanna would do all the time all of you would be really good friends
Reply:How old are you?

Honestly, i think that's very... different, but I think it sounds

fun. :p It's okay to be different and have fun with friends

doing things other people don't do, you're unique be

happy! And don't worry about your mom, if you get along

with them and they're good people and you enjoy their

company then enjoy life and love them! :p

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My one night in paradise...?

As a matter of fact i do have more "awkward" moments to share...

One time at band camp there was this REALLY CUTE guy and i was following him down to the woods and he went behind a tree and when he came out he was wearing a cape and his face was harry potter's and then i realized he WAS harry potter but then i realized thats not who i was following before. and then he told me he was gonna cast a spell on my BF and i screamed and picked up a toaster and threw it at him and missed and i hit the band camp manager and it knocked his head off so i took the little sewing kit out of my shoe and made him a pair of socks and then at the ball i couldn't guess rumple skillstumps name and he demanded i give him my first child and i did.

And then he turned my dress into a potato and i was SOOO embarassed and my carriage turned into a squash. The horses turned into toads and the people turned into pens and then it was me and this gorgeous warewolf,in the middle of the dancefloor...?

My one night in paradise...?
LOL that was good

how long did u work on that?
Reply:uhm..? no comment
Reply:oooooo, Harry Potter??
Reply:I don't know what to say to that...but I want more points.


Profitable amusement?

Mary was cleaning the house, and as she did her husband's desk discovered a shoe-box. She opened it, and saw inside three eggs and a pack of 10000$. She didn't know what that was for, so she put it aside and continued until her husband came back from work.

In the afternoon, Bob comes in, and Mary goes and asks him

"Honey, look what I found under your desk. What are these eggs doing there?"

Bob blushes, shocked for a while, and finally says:

"Look honey, don't get mad, I 'm going to be honest to you. Each time I cheated on you, I put an egg in the box"

Mary does nothing. She is looking at him trying to think what to do.In the end, she thinks "What the hell.. 3 times in 25 years ain't much.. can't throw away our marriage for just tree times"

"-Ok, we ''ll see about that" says " but what about the money?"

"-Oh the money... well, every time there was a dozen, I selled it!!"

Profitable amusement?
selled? Selled? SellED? SELLED? The Grammar Queen banishes you! Time for a spanking, young man! :) SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! Say it loud and clear! Take care, ~N
Reply:You still want a spanking ;) Report It

Reply:Ha Ha.

Although, I heard this one on Comedy Central's website.
Reply:LOL that was funny
Reply:lol nice one


I need help...?

Ok it's like this: Whenever someone tries to bother me or pushes me back when I'm walking or even accidentaly trips me... I get really mad and sometimes I get to rage...which is just about a point like the Hulk...I can kill fifteen people during rage. When I was five, I broke a televisions by picking it up and throwing it out the window three or four stories down and it was all because I couldn't tie my shoe and my brother was laughing at me because he could. And when I was seventeen, I was so mad because they kept playing the songs that I hated on the radio and I just crashed my new BMW into a large tree and I had no insurance... Im 20 now and if I can't control anything I do I gonna start killing peope and being charged for murder and doing it again... the only times I've hurt people was when they purposely took my stuff like a pen when I'm jotting down notes and making me draw a big dark line across the note...i grabbed the pen and stabbed them deep into the arm...

I need help...?
See a doctor. A neurological exam will diagnose any chemical imbalances or genetic mutations that may cause your brain to malfunction.

You definitely need help. Medication can help, you don't have to live like this.

Good luck to you.
Reply:You certainly need help!

Anger management's not a bad idea.

But then some of those classes can be extremely annoying too.

Just see a psychologist.

It's probably a chemical imbalance.

One tip: Every time you start getting pissed, count to ten, slowly.

Hope it works.

Reply:i think you are a person with tremendous energy and you have not been encouraged to utilise your energy in a positive way since childhood. and probably you also have some inferiority complex hidden since childhood.

try enrolling yourself in the armed forced like army or navy or airforce. they say that the vigorous training helps to bring discipline into one's life. you can also learn karate or taekwondo etc. all these are positive physical activities which put discipline into life. learning yoga simultaneously will help you search your inner self. on a more extreme step you can go for religious discourses by preachers of hinduism or buddhism. these are very peaceful non-violent religions that teach wonderful things like how to calm your mind, etc. i am not saying you shud convert, but you can always take good things from different religions.

dont worry, you still have hope! if you are asking for help, you are already in the right direction. and i personally feel, no doctor can cure you if you dont want to be cured.

cheers. be happy :)
Reply:count to 10 whenever u r angry
Reply:Ok it is like this: Get some help NOW for anger management. Ask your family doctor.

Why didn't you get help when you were so violent as a child and a teen?

There are groups called Non-Violent Communication that can help you learn ways to express your rage without violence.

Expressing that you are going to kill people is a criminal offense and can get you arrested or hospitalized in a mental health institution.

Be responsible and get help before you do end up with no life in jail.
Reply:Well good that you recognize you have a problem. You should probably speak to a psychologist about anger managment. One thing you can try to do is reason with yourself when you're angry.

After all, if someone accidentally tripped you, they didn't mean to do it and probably feel bad that they did. Tell yourself it was an accident and they're sorry.
Reply:try this... the moment something like this happens.. freeze for a moment.. count 20...

this works big time for me
Reply:you need to see a doctor, you might need to have some brain chemicals balanced.

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...pop song from a T.V. commercial!!!?

Hilton Hotels have two or three commercials playing on T.V., depicting stick/string figures doing various things with their stick/string environment; one of the commercials has a stick/string woman picking up the stick/string ground, holding it up and out, until it forms a triangle. Then she places the top of the 'triangle' down above her, and she begins to walk up the triangle, which has become a road, with stick/string trees growing on both sides of the road...

The background pop song playing, while all of this is going on, is real hip and catchy...and I'm looking for it; I don't know what the song is, or who sings it, but the chorus vocal goes something like this: "...hey, I put some new shoes on...".

Can anyone assist, please???

...pop song from a T.V. commercial!!!?
Not positive, but I think it could be "New Shoes" by Paolo Nutini. Check the lyrics below and see if this is what you are looking for. Hope this helps! :)

New Shoes

Woke up cold one tuesday,

i'm looking tired and feeling quite sick,

i felt like there was something missing in my day to day life,

so i quickly opened the wardrobe,

pulled out some jeans and a T-Shirt that seemed clean,

topped it off with a pair of old shoes,

that were ripped around the seams,

and i thought these shoes just don't suit me.


Hey, I put some new shoes on,

and suddenly everything is right,

I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling,

it so inviting,

Oh, short on money,

but long on time,

slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,

and i'm running late,

and i dont need an excuse,

'cause i'm wearing my brand new shoes.

Woke up late one thursday,

and i'm seeing stars as i'm rubbing my eyes,

and i felt like there were two days missing,

as i focused all the time,

and i made my way to the kitchen,

but i had to stop from the shock of what i found,

a room full of all my friends dancing round and round,

and i thought hello new shoes,

byebye them blues.


Take me wondering through these streets,

where bright lights and angels meet,

stone to stone they take me on,

im walking to the break of dawn. (x2)


Take me wondering through these streets
Reply:I typed in Hey I put Some New Shoes on and it took me to you tube where I found the song sung by Paolo Nutini "New Shoes" Live


This is a bit stupid but can anyone remember these children's books and perhaps tell me the names of them?

I had a series of books which I think may have been written by a well known author but my mum thinks that she bought them for like £1 in Woolworths (which would mean that no one would be able to help me probably!).

I can remember two of the stories:

1) A boy goes in the woods and finds a little house. He goes in, finds a pair of red shoes and puts them on. But he puts them on his hands or something and the shoes make him walk for miles on his hands because they have a spell on them. It turns out that they were a dwarf’s and he tells the boy that he should never take anyone’s things.

2) A boy loses his kitten, he’s sad so he goes looking for it in the woods and he finds some fairies and tells them what’s happened. The fairies make all the cotton buds from a cotton plant come alive into furry little kittens and the boy finds his kitten.

My memory is a bit off but I’d appreciate it if you could tell me the name of the books or the author. Or just tell me if any of this rings a bell, at least I’ll know it wasn’t just me who read them lol.

There was another book that wasn’t part of the series but it was about a boy and a girl who would go out to play near the woods (it’s all about the woods lol) and they’d see a big white creature hiding behind the trees. They become friends with it or something – any ideas? The girl had a blue and white dress and blond hair.

This is a bit stupid but can anyone remember these children's books and perhaps tell me the names of them?
Try posting that question here. They get amazing results, sometimes very quickly.
Reply:This sounds like the Enid Blyton collection, 'The Tower in HoHo Wood'. This rings a bell with me!
Reply:Suggest you put some of this information into a search box at the following link, after you read the list of books already there to see if any fit what you're looking for:

If this site doesn't suit you, suggest calling the reference librarian at a public library, in the children's section, and ask there. Those people are trained, have search tools, and know their books.

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If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...?

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Well, aren't we just a ray of ******* sunshine?

3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

7. Do I look like a ******* people person?

8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

9. I started out with nothing %26amp; still have most of it left.

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

12. You! Off my planet!

13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

14. Practice random acts of intelligence %26amp; senseless acts of self-control.

15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

18. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

19. I wish for a world of peace, harmony, %26amp; nakedness.

20. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

21. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

22. And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

23. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

24. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.

25. Allow me to introduce my selves.

26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

27. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

28. Better living through denial.

29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

30. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees %26amp; then name streets after them.

31. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

32. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

33. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

34. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

35. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

36. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

37. Stress is when you wake up screaming %26amp; you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

38. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

39. Back off! You're standing in my aura.

40. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

41. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

42. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

43. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

44. I have a computer, a vibrator, %26amp; pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

45. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

46. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

47. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

48. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.

49. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

50. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

51. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

52. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

53. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

54. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

55. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."

56. Chaos, panic, %26amp; disorder -- my work here is done.

57. Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic ***** just like you.

58. A woman's favorite position is CEO.

59. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

60. You look like ****. Is that the style now?

61. This is a mean, ******* cruel world %26amp; I want my nappy %26amp; medication right now!

62. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

63. Earth is full. Go home.

64. Is it time for your medication or mine?

65. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

66. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

67. I plead contemporary insanity.

68. And which dwarf are you?

69. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

70. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.

71. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

72. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.

73. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

74. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others...?
some of those were real cute

thanks for posting

made me smile today, your work here must be done
Reply:I loved many of them, especially #17; Did not like the swearing ones though. =)
Reply:I personally like "have a coke and a smile and shut the **** up!
Reply:How stupid get some better jokes
Reply:Loved it. Laughed all the way through. Only 74! Come on! you have to have more. Give me More!!
Reply:Funny %26amp; looooooooooooooooonggggggggg