Joke:::::SLOW DRIVING?

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.





One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.


"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.





He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.


He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.


At 60 off came the pants.


At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.





Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.





"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.





So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.


"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"





The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

Joke:::::SLOW DRIVING?
hahahaa back to your best again calam, about time too, that was the best joke i've read tonight, ALMFAO








Keep them coming babe!!!!
Reply:now thats a big p***y story haha
Reply:lol....good one
Reply:Overcome by emotion, sweating profusely, the astronaut struggled with the air lock, the only thing between the crew and certain death. The wheel spun wildly in his arms almost breaking them both as he tried to grapple control of the mechanism. ~¬


Even with SpaceStation issue grip between his hand and the steel he couldn't beat the suction exerted


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Reply:Haha that was a fairly good one....made me laught a little bit.
Reply:LOL, great one, never heard it. Awesome joke, stared for sure.





Thanks for that.
Reply:I've heard of getting stuck-in but that's ridiculous!


Great start!
Reply:OH GAWD..........
Reply:hmmmmm grand canyon? lol
Reply:that's sick. hilarious tho.
Reply:funny almost wet myself lol...............
Reply:hahahhahaha


thank goodness for clam..........getting really boring on here till you turn up


thx
Reply:GRIN, that's a bit naughty!!!
Reply:oh my gosh that was so funny
Reply:Nooooooo! you went there.
Reply:should have called the AA he's a very nice man a very very nice man.
Reply:Thats sweet.


Just like me :P


heres a star
Reply:hahahaha best one for awhile
Reply:feel i have to star u every time now


please don't have the hump with me x x
Reply:hahaha lol made me laugh, ima give you a star x
Reply:hahah (:
Reply:ha ha that was brill!!! luved it.....i'm stealing tat 1!!!
Reply:Hahahahaha, lol, that's brilliant.
Reply:i already heard this one. but it was still funny.
Reply:omg
Reply:Rofl! Dumb lady. you can't play with someone while they're driving!
Reply:LMAO and feeling fluffy!!
Reply:Now that was really funny. Here is a star.
Reply:Naughty but nice.Anymore?
Reply:lmao thsts funny reallly funny!
Reply:lmao Good one Jane lol a Star for you



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