Yo momma joke contest?

Yo momma so poor...





Her face is on the front of a food stamp.





That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.





When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.





She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.





Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.





When I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.





The building society repossessed her cardboard box.





She watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.





Each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers





She can't even afford to go to the free clinic.





When I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked yo momma what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.





I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.





When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'





I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."





I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"





I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."





Only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...





When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."





She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.





Closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...





She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.





Even Beggars give you money.





She bounces food stamps.





She can't even afford to pay attention.





She uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.





She uses chewing gum as a band aid.





She lives in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.





She uses white-out as a tooth filler.





She can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...





Her idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!








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Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.





Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.





Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.





Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.





Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.





Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed

Yo momma joke contest?
Oh yah?











Yo mammas so stupid she stared at the orange juice can cuz' it said 'Concentrate'





Yo Mammas so stupid she tripped on the cord of a cordless phone





Yo mammas so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she nearly died of starvation








Yo mama so stupid she tried putting m%26amp;ms into alphabetical order





Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.





Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!





Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.








Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!





Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.





Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends





Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon





Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.





Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.





Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.





Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.





Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.





Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.





Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.





Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise





Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Reply:Those made my laugh!!!! Thanks!!!


"She hangs toliet paper out to dry" is very gross yet funny!!


10/10


A star 4 u!!!
Reply:Yo momma so poor, she can't pay attention.





Yo momma so ugly... people pay her to keep her clothes on.





Yo momma like a hockey player, don't change her pads for 3 periods.





Yo momma like a 7-11, always open for business.
Reply:Hahahha





Yo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade.
Reply:Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed a whole season of survivor.
Reply:Yo Momma is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
Reply:LOL that was hilarious
Reply:I only have 2 but they are OK.





Your momma so fat, she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started singing "We are family! Even though your fatter than me!"





Your momma so poor, I went into her house an kicked a skateboard and she said, "Stop moving my couch!"
Reply:Yo mama's so fat she cut her leg and gravy came out





Your mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin





Your mama's so fat, she went to the opera and nobody would leave until she sang





Your mama's so fat, she can rent shade





Your mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck





Your mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip





Your mama's so fat, smaller women orbit around her





Your mama's so fat, she wears a microwave oven for a beeper
Reply:Cute! Funny!


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