Profitable amusement?

Mary was cleaning the house, and as she did her husband's desk discovered a shoe-box. She opened it, and saw inside three eggs and a pack of 10000$. She didn't know what that was for, so she put it aside and continued until her husband came back from work.


In the afternoon, Bob comes in, and Mary goes and asks him


"Honey, look what I found under your desk. What are these eggs doing there?"


Bob blushes, shocked for a while, and finally says:


"Look honey, don't get mad, I 'm going to be honest to you. Each time I cheated on you, I put an egg in the box"


Mary does nothing. She is looking at him trying to think what to do.In the end, she thinks "What the hell.. 3 times in 25 years ain't much.. can't throw away our marriage for just tree times"


"-Ok, we ''ll see about that" says " but what about the money?"





"-Oh the money... well, every time there was a dozen, I selled it!!"

Profitable amusement?
selled? Selled? SellED? SELLED? The Grammar Queen banishes you! Time for a spanking, young man! :) SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! Say it loud and clear! Take care, ~N
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Reply:LOL
Reply:Ha Ha.





Although, I heard this one on Comedy Central's website.
Reply:LOL that was funny
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