Help! My Boyfriend Is Stuck?

There was a girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off."





Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.





The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.





So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her crotch and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"





The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!"

Help! My Boyfriend Is Stuck?
omg thats so funny!!!! lol =D
Reply:lol
Reply:whoever's joke this is i laughed until i cried...thanks that was hilarious!
Reply:hahah
Reply:HaHaHa. If the Boyfriend Dies in that car, he'll die happy. Well...More aroused than happy
Reply:Lol. Nice pretty good.
Reply:funny
Reply:That's good! That's very good. I laughed pretty hard.
Reply:that is hilarious thanks is it OK if I tell by friends it was so funny I would give you 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000...


stars but I can't so I gave you one.lol!=D
Reply:guys screaming in the car . copper says look feller you're girl friend has gone through the windscreen and is 100 yds down the road, and shes making a lot less noise sat there than you are, the guy said look in her mouth
Reply:rofl....great...hahahahha
Reply:that's funny
Reply:very bloody funny girlfriend!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Mummbles wake up! Thanks for the laugh! good start to my day. xo
Reply:lol
Reply:lol wow. I love it



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