A man and a woman were getting "frisky" while the man was driving. Pretty soon, unable to hold back any longer

she climb over into his lap while hes driving and they start having sex. All of a sudden, the man hits a pot hole in the road, which causes him to wreck into a tree. As they awaken from the daze of the accident, the man realizes he's pinned behind the wheel and can't move. He tells his girlfriend that shes got to go get help. She tells him, "How? My clothes are gone, must have been lost in the wreck. I can't go anywhere without clothes on". He see one of his shoes still in the backseat and tells her, "there's a shoe, at least put that down between you legs and go to that house up there and tell them that I'm stuck and can't get out and I need help". So she does just that. She gets to a farmers house and bangs on the door. An old farmer opens the door and frantically starts yelling for the farmer to help. Please help me, my boyfriends stuck and can't get out!" The farmer scratches his head and says, "maam, if he's in that far theres no WAY I can get him out!"

A man and a woman were getting "frisky" while the man was driving. Pretty soon, unable to hold back any longer
Finally! Something funny I've never heard before! Thank You!!!!!!!LOL!
Reply:ahaha i get it.


with the shoe and stuff. lol
Reply:thanks for the laugh
Reply:ha ha ha
Reply:ROFL nice one
Reply:lol very nice
Reply:ROLF! NICE!
Reply:hahahahahahaha luv it!
Reply:OMG! ROFLMAO!! HERE'S A STAR!! KEEP EM COMING!
Reply:omg that is too funny
Reply:That's funny!!! Thanks for the good laugh!!
Reply:Great job! STILL lmaoooooooooo over here! WTG. wish I could give you 5 starts for this.
Reply:that was funny
Reply:He he he he he I wasn't expecting that punch line! Nice lol



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