Any one!!! help me make up a funny rap?

well i dont know me and some friends just mess around alot at school and sometimes he does these retarded raps its hilarious well can anyone giveme a short funny rap that rhymes





he has funny teeth he has long hair he skates well we all skate were skaters umm what else he talks funny he puts on some tight tight pants and has crappy shoes


we are at school under the trees some shade and a whole mess of friends





well i said all these things to make fun of him can you try making a funnnnnnnyyyy rapp about him that rhymesss pleaseeee and thank you

Any one!!! help me make up a funny rap?
Look left, look right, if there%26#039;s a car in sight, you%26#039;d better watch out for your butt or you%26#039;ll get a VERY big.....cut. ?????? :] LOL.
Reply:hey sk8ter dude


ur teeth r really jacked


id think there from ur tricks


but they%26#039;re crap
Reply:haha ha. funny. he sounds like me i just get a song and mess it up here goes one i made up from r kelly%26#039;s song i believe i can fly i made this song based on one person i saw.l





i used to think that yall could not find clothes.


but now i know you want those rolls to show.


but now i now the meaning of disguist.


im burning my eyes with al chohol.


if you cant fit it


please dont you wear it


if you dont believe it


look at that roll there








there%26#039;s more but im lazy.lol
Reply:trippin off yay-yo ****** snitchin to the po-po, ***** look like el loco, Pistol play ricochet see where the victim lay Slumped over bleedin, J.F.K



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