Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day...?

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?





This isn%26#039;t an office. It%26#039;s Hell with fluorescent lighting.





I started out with nothing %26amp; still have most of it left.





I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.





Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.





If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I%26#039;ll put shoes on my cats.





Does your train of thought have a caboose?





Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.





A PBS mind in an MTV world.





Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.





Suburbia: where they tear out the trees %26amp; then name streets after them.





Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.





See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.





Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.





A woman%26#039;s favorite position is CEO.





I%26#039;m trying to imagine you with a personality.





Stress is when you wake up screaming %26amp; you realize you haven%26#039;t fallen asleep yet.. :(





If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day...?
They%26#039;re great! Jotting down the ones I don%26#039;t already know! Have the seen the Australian movie called %26quot;The Toilet Guy%26quot; (or something similar... about a guy who installs portable toilets at showgrounds, fairs, concerts, etc.) The sayings in that movie are worth writing down as well!
Reply:u had only 2 or 3 interesting remarks.


better luck next time
Reply:hehehe again, nice one! can you email this to me? i will really appreciate it! thanks! rj_nicolas@yahoo.com



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