When you step in dog crap, what do you do next?

i dunno about using tree sticks, still some dog dew remains on your shoes. washing, or using the hose on your shoes just sucks. Walking around after you stepped in dog crap also just sucks.

When you step in dog crap, what do you do next?
I usually don%26#039;t realize it until my %26quot;coffee kicks in%26quot; half-way to work ...after the heater is on in the car and I start to smell it.





I am in bumper to bumper traffic at that point. I can see it all over the floor mat and the brake/gas pedals. Then I get to work and let the sun bake it all day long while I am at work. Then after I have had a long stressful day at work ...I drive home to walk the dog. It is what I call a... %26quot;sh---y day%26quot;





That is my best answer!
Reply:Wipe your shoes on a clean part of the grass or cement and use old newspaper or twigs to clean the groves of your shoes. Use soap and water when you get the chance too





Your question is kind of silly. How do you expect to clean dog defecation off your shoes if you don%26#039;t wash your shoes and use the hose. Are you that lazy?
Reply:Check my other shoe. And be glad its%26#039; clean!!!!
Reply:What I do next is usually cuss. Then I wipe off the excess on the grass, and then head to the garden hose to wash the crap off. May require some little twigs to rake off Klingons. Seems it never happens when I have smooth soled shoes on, only ones with a lot of tread!
Reply:After I stop swearing and ranting, I try to find a stick or piece of newspaper to get it off.
Reply:Go to someone%26#039;s house that you hate (preferrably someone that doesn%26#039;t know you hate them) and drag your feet all over their carpet. I%26#039;ve never done it before... but I think I will the next time I step in my dogs%26#039; crap.
Reply:I start speaking that language that we all know but are not supposed to use!



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